TweetYou DO have a sensative side.
Tweetsince you have been in the poem writing mood, I thougt you might enjoy this one.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Not as beautiful as your writing, but it sure was funny!
You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.
TweetYou DO have a sensative side.
TweetI know, I keep trying to tell people that I am very sensitive. But, for some reason they just don't believe me.
You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.
TweetTHATS NICE
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TweetI like that poem and it shows the true nature of love.
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TweetLMAO - you bonehead. I wasn't supposed to laugh today. It was my day off.
TweetLmfao!!!! Kitten, I knew you had a soft side
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Tweetnice kitten
TweetMy writing skills are not as good as Auri, but I liked it.
Oh ok, I din't write it, but I still think it is hillarious.
You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.