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Beers After Work
TweetBeers after Work :p
A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work.
The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she doesn't allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.
The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem, 'When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys.'
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex.
She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd be right back.
He got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the toilet.
"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"
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Tweeti was thinking the same thing, lol....where are you finding all of these funny posts :pOriginally posted by Disposable_Hero
Re: Beers After Work
TweetOriginally posted by Sachet
Beers after Work :p
A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work.
The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she doesn't allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.
The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem, 'When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys.'
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex.
She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd be right back.
He got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the toilet.
"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"
O OH....I think someones in trouble.
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TweetI wish I could 'accidentally' bump into my girlfriends Mum...she is a hottie!
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Tweetim glad i read this before lunch.
Tweetwerd.Originally posted by dedprez
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TweetOriginally posted by bigjim33
i was thinking the same thing, lol....where are you finding all of these funny posts :p
Friends send them through email to cheer each other up at work
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Tweetoh gross lol
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Tweetoh my god haha
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