TweetSo this guy dies, and gos to hell. When he gets down there, the Devil has a group of newly arrived, and says "Gather around. I'm going to show you different punishments and let you choose which one you want." So they walk by the first room and there's the tradition poeple burning in a lake of fire. Nobody says anything. They walk to the second room, and there's a guy getting a 10 year chinese water torchure... Nobody takes it. They head to the third room, and there's a fat dude sittiing in a lazy boy, watching football, drinking beer, with a hot ass college cheerleader giving him a blow job. The guy that had just arrived to hell says in a hurry, "I'll take this one." The Devil walks over and taps the cheerleader on the back and say, "You're free to go."

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