Last night my older daughter and her friend were over and they were in the kitchen. Also my 8 year old was in there getting her snacks.
Wife comes home from work and was in the kitchen getting a glass of water. I made chicken tacos a hour before.

She was in front of the fridge and stepped in something sticky.
And looked at me and said this is where you spilled that mango.
Which was on Wednesday when I was making smoothies.

The floor had been moped twice already.
I just looked at her and laughed and said sure babe that's the spot. My daughters friend told her she spilt salsa there and would get a rag and wipe it up.
Her response was oh.
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