TweetLmao
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Veritas Vos Liberabit
Tweetreminds me of the Asian urologist i had to see to get script for antibiotics for a UTI after havong a catheter while i was in a coma in 2009.
He was like "oh you're over 40."
"yes i am".
"You need a prostate exam."
"No, thanks anyways, just the script for the UTI please."
"why don't you want a prostate exam?"
"because i was in a coma for 3 days and i'm fresh out the hospital and don't want to be prodded and poked right now,thanks"
"But i'm a professional"
"And I'm a grouchy fuck who just wants my dick to stop burning when i pee"
"Why are you so against me doing a prostate exam on you?"
"Why are you so obsessed with shoving a finger up my poo poo?"
script was quickly written and he didn't say another word
TweetI will go plant based diet if it means keeping someones finger outta my butt
TweetI get mine checked once a year. I absolutely hate it but it's gotta be done I guess