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      At least that is what my wife called me.

      She works from home. I hid under her desk after she got home from pilates on her lunch break and I was home for mine. She pulled out her chair and was bent over logging in her PC and I grabbed her legs and growled.

      she made a chimp like sound "ooh OOH ooh OOH!"did a little dance like she was stomping ants and pee'd herself. I could not breathe I was laughing so hard. she slammed the chair back in smushing my head but it was worth it.

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      very humble to admit that,lmao. Thats great, couples that play stay together
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      i doubt you will be getting laid for a minute man. that is hilarious though and the pay back is probably going to be nasty for real
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      Haha lmao that's awesome man


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      LOL...She should have smashed a lamp over your head

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      LOL!! That is exactly something I would do. My fiance knows me so well now it's hard to catch her off guard. But, I still get a good one in every once in a while when she isn't paying attention.
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      Lmao ! man I'd be on guard for whenever that moment comes. Ya gotta' go to sleep sometime ! haha !
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