When I am sitting at a red light and the person in front of me is texting posting pics of your cat on facebook, twittering (about sitting at the light to your 3 followers***) or looking at recipes on pintrest and the light turns green.
(*** thanks mom, best friend, and that creepy dude who wants pics of you wearing soiled rubber underwear)

they just sit there, I honk, then have to honk again as they they finish up whet they are doing. these douche lickers take off, usually running the light and leaving me and several other folk who could have made it through to wait another cycle.

DAMMIT FOLK! pay attention. I would rather you text at a light than smash into me or another person but let me tell you. YOUR TIME IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN MINE! (or anybody else's)

thank you for listening to this rant, my name is Jipped and I approve this message.