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TweetMrzDiva and I noticed last night that you haven't been around these past few days. She says its probably because Valetines Day is just around the corner and you may be depressed because you don't have anyone to share it with.
So, this is what we decided to do: we pooled our money together and got you this -
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Thats right, my friend. What a stroke of genius, huh. I mean, look at all the advantages:
1. she has never acquired the capacity of speech (what a f'ing bonus)
2. cleans up well. just water and mild detergent and shes good as new again.
3. never objects to ANYTHING you wanna do to her.
4. will never press charges (not like all those real b*tches)
5. no in-laws
6. can be flattened out and rolled up for easy storage in you gym bag or whatever
7. will never complain because you didn't remember her birthday
8. garanteed disease free
9. low maintenance. just put her in a tub of water to find the leaks.
the only two drawbacks i see is that 1) not a good candidate for tattoos, and 2) doesnt respond well to rose thorns, which is good because then you never have to buy her any.
anyway, enjoy, my friend. and remember - there are peeps here who care.
oh yeah, one more thing:
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ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
Tweetlmao damn!!
TweetGood one!! LOL
TweetHolly Molly I didn't see this .. Badddddddddddddddddd Tex !! LOL..
TweetI am very honored Tex and I know you really went out of your way with this.
And I hate to ask but could you get another one? I've always wanted a 3-some.
TweetLMAO...thats too funny
but, sorry. budget constraints and all.
tell you what, though...we'll pass the hat around and see what we can do
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I never meant to be better than anyone, I was just born that way. Its hard being a god amongst peasants!
TweetLMFAO.
Tweeti know why he REALLY wants another....went to plug the 1st one and she told him no.
jesus....how bad does that suck, being turned down by an inflate-a-b*tch