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Naked anguish hasn’t been this funny since Marathon Man.
This worked out okay for this prankster, but a word of warning to you kids at home: I once pulled the same trick on my older brother with a handful of suspiciously pearly-white aftershave gel. It resulted in me being beaten to the edge of a coma. This guy is lucky that he didn’t receive the same reaction, as he has a young child to care for.
Instead, his friend seems to have gone the other way, his angry bravado dissolving into a quivering jelly of whimpered pleas as his will crumbles. Between the camouflage pants and the victim’s desperate, plaintive cries, this plays like a deleted scene from Zero Dark Thirty. From the way that he’s reacting, you’d almost get the sense that he’s not that into sticking his face into a puddle of fresh, wet shit. I mean, he could’ve at least smelled it once, as his buddy kept insisting. He is a guest in someone else’s home, after all.
This worked out okay for this prankster, but a word of warning to you kids at home: I once pulled the same trick on my older brother with a handful of suspiciously pearly-white aftershave gel. It resulted in me being beaten to the edge of a coma. This guy is lucky that he didn’t receive the same reaction, as he has a young child to care for.
Instead, his friend seems to have gone the other way, his angry bravado dissolving into a quivering jelly of whimpered pleas as his will crumbles. Between the camouflage pants and the victim’s desperate, plaintive cries, this plays like a deleted scene from Zero Dark Thirty. From the way that he’s reacting, you’d almost get the sense that he’s not that into sticking his face into a puddle of fresh, wet shit. I mean, he could’ve at least smelled it once, as his buddy kept insisting. He is a guest in someone else’s home, after all.
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