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    To any guys that are going to be having a kid. My wife informed me that sometimes the doctor will spank the baby to make it cry so it knows to breathe after leaving the womb. I never knew this and thank god she told me or this guys reaction would have been mine!

    Pretty funny!


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      I dont remember them doing that when my son and daughter were born. I know it can be bad if the baby donesnt cry though.

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        my daughter was pretty quiet and alert when she was born and they didn't smack her

        we will see on Monday when my 2nd daughters delivered, that'll be VIA C-section though, so its different i think.

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          Originally posted by Chase View Post
          my daughter was pretty quiet and alert when she was born and they didn't smack her

          we will see on Monday when my 2nd daughters delivered, that'll be VIA C-section though, so its different i think.
          Hey, congratulations!!... My wife is due on Christmas day... good luck!

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            you too man!

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              My wife told me that sometimes when the baby comes out they don't know to breathe because they are used to being in liquid. So when they hit air for the first time they don't know what to do. So the doctor will slap it on the ass to make it cry, this in turn makes it gasp air. Then it knows what to do.

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                I WOULD OF PUNCHED THE SHIT OUT OF MY DOCTOR IF HE TOUCHED MY DAUGHTERS BEHIND AND HE DIDNT NEED TO DO IT. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SMACK MY DAUGHTER
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                  Re: To any new dads........

                  my babies were crying right when they came out all 3 of them and then they got suctioned out to get all the fluid out no spanking was ever done.

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