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    Husband Shopping Center (Atlanta)

    A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where
    a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her
    husband.

    It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing
    in positive attributes as you ascend.

    There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in
    once. Once you open the door to any floor, you must
    choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor,
    you can't go back down except to exit the building.

    So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
    husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door says:

    Floor 1:
    These men have jobs and love kids.

    The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than
    not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder
    what's further up?"

    So up she goes.

    The second floor sign says:

    Floor 2:
    These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are
    extremely good-looking.

    "Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's
    further up?"

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3:
    These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are
    extremely good-looking and help with the housework.

    "Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's
    more further up!"

    And so again, she goes up.

    On the fourth floor the sign reads:

    Floor 4:
    These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are
    extremely good-looking, help with the housework and
    have a strong romantic streak.

    "Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia)

    "But just think ... what must be awaiting me further
    up?"

    So up to the fifth floor she goes.

    The sign on that door says:

    Floor 5:
    This floor is just to prove that women are impossible
    to please.

    Thank you for shopping. < BR>
    Have a nice day!

  • #2
    LMAO!

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    • #3
      we are either impossible to please or we know that all of the floors below 5 were EMPTY!

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      • #4
        LOL!

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        • #5
          HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!
          three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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          • #6
            Good one Hollywood!!
            Only problem with me I'm stuck between floors.
            Usually the basement and 1st floor.
            So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
            the truth is all within yourself

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            • #7
              hahaha very nice!
              Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

              "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
              Muhammad Ali

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              • #8
                LMAO!

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                • #9
                  LOL!!
                  "If you're walking on thin ice, you might as well dance!!"

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                  • #10
                    your a funny girl

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                    • #11
                      That is SO true...Women are impossible to please.

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                      • #12
                        lmfaorof

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