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    Dude is walking down the beach with a big lobster under each arm. The fish and game officer sees him and asks if he has permits for his lobsters he caught and the dude says oh, sir, these aren't catch, these are my pets. i walk them here on the beach and i let them go for a swim and they come back on land to me when i call them. Officer says oh ok, well you need to show me this then. Dude puts the lobsters in the surf and off they go. The officer says ok, call your lobsters.
    Dude says, what lobsters, i don't see any lobsters.
    You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.





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    Re: A FUNNY

    GOOD ONE!
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      Haha

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