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> > > >Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul
> > > >
> > > >1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
> > > >ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in
> > > >the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
> > > >beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
> > > >Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let
> > > >their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
> > > >-- Jack Handy
> > > >
> > > >2. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
> > > >morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
> > > >-- Frank Sinatra
> > > >
> > > >3. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
> > > >with his fools.
> > > >-- Ernest Hemingway
> > > >
> > > >4. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
> > > >--Henny Youngman
> > > >
> > > >5. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
> > > >-- Stephen Wright
> > > >
> > > >6. When we drink, we get buzzed. When we get buzzed, we fall asleep.
> > > >When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
> > > >heaven. Soooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
> > > >-- Brian O'Rourke
> > > >
> > > >7. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
> > > >--Benjamin Fanklin
> > > >
> > > >8. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
> > > >is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
> > > >the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
> > > >-- Dave Barry
> > > >
> > > >9. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
> > > >
> > > >10. Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
> > > >
> > > >11. To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group
> > > >
> > > >12. Helping white man dance forever.
> > > >
> > > >1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
> > > >ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in
> > > >the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
> > > >beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
> > > >Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let
> > > >their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
> > > >-- Jack Handy
> > > >
> > > >2. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
> > > >morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
> > > >-- Frank Sinatra
> > > >
> > > >3. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
> > > >with his fools.
> > > >-- Ernest Hemingway
> > > >
> > > >4. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
> > > >--Henny Youngman
> > > >
> > > >5. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
> > > >-- Stephen Wright
> > > >
> > > >6. When we drink, we get buzzed. When we get buzzed, we fall asleep.
> > > >When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
> > > >heaven. Soooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
> > > >-- Brian O'Rourke
> > > >
> > > >7. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
> > > >--Benjamin Fanklin
> > > >
> > > >8. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
> > > >is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
> > > >the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
> > > >-- Dave Barry
> > > >
> > > >9. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
> > > >
> > > >10. Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
> > > >
> > > >11. To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group
> > > >
> > > >12. Helping white man dance forever.
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