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A man appears before St Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you done anything of particular merit?" asks St Peter
The man did not hesitate to say "Absolutely, on a trip near Reno I met a group of bikers who were threatening a lady. I told them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. I walked up to the biggest, meanest looking biker and kicked his bike over before punching him in the face and kicking him in the balls. I yelled 'now back off or I'll beat the shit out of all of you!'"
St Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"oh about a couple of minutes ago."
The man did not hesitate to say "Absolutely, on a trip near Reno I met a group of bikers who were threatening a lady. I told them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. I walked up to the biggest, meanest looking biker and kicked his bike over before punching him in the face and kicking him in the balls. I yelled 'now back off or I'll beat the shit out of all of you!'"
St Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"oh about a couple of minutes ago."
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