This is not even funny

[3Vandoo]

Today I was looking at the mirror and I was admiring my mass...

Suddenly my mom arrives, so I asked her
"mom do you think I added some mass?"

so she like damn it stop lifting, and stop using all that crap you are taking your shakes and all, you are huge, you look like those guys in magazines, this is ugly!

Then she yelled people think you are on steroids!!!!!

So I grinned and I replied well I am since four years now..........

Her face went from red to pale white and she shooted

THAT EXPLAIN WHY YOUR BALLS SHRUNK!
I SAW THEM THE OTHER DAY, THEY ARE GONE YOU WANKER!!!!!! IF I DONT HAVE A GRAND KID ILL KILL YOU!

oh well

[swolegreaser]

ur mom is mean, lol damm.

[34pumped]

ha ha ha that is funny shit bro

[3Vandoo]

man! she noticed my balls shrunk.

OK OK I dont care she see me when Im getting dress or whatever

but THAT!!!!!!

[3Vandoo]

oh well she could have shut up but no!

I dont care she sees me naked, hell she my mom, but she could have say nothing about my MIA balls.....

damn some months ago im having a few friends over and one of them is alway claiming to have a big one. So he was saying yeah I have a bigger one than you, my mom look at him and replied.

Listen chris, if im am judging from the lil bulge I see in your jeans. Well you are far from my son in size. I've seen him enought of him at the bathroom or while he was sleeping or I caught him fucking some chicks that I must tell you this HE WAY BIGGER THAN YOU!


me I was like MOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up!

Oh last week at a bday party in a restaurant she was describing how she caught me fucking my ex gf......



boooohoooooohoooooooo

[3Vandoo]

[ryan16]

bro your mom still sees you naked........wow

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by ryan16
bro your mom still sees you naked........wow

actually in theory NO......

[Klash]

Vandoo, you are way to honest

[rude]

LOL, that sucks bro that your mom has seen your balls. Don't you close the door and stuff when you do it with your chick ?

[3Vandoo]

I HAVE NO FUCKING PRIVACY IN MY OWN BLOODY FUCKING HOUSE

yes im very honest LOL

[Governor]

lol...thats funny shit.... "my MIA balls" ....hahahaha


your mom is crude.

why dont you do something about your little nuts??

[AustinTX]

Re: This is not even funny

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
THAT EXPLAIN WHY YOUR BALLS SHRUNK!
I SAW THEM THE OTHER DAY, THEY ARE GONE YOU WANKER!!!!!! IF I DONT HAVE A GRAND KID ILL KILL YOU!

oh well

OMG LMAO That is the funniest thing I've read all week (sorry...)

I'd freak if my mom saw me naked, if she commented on anything, well, I'd, well, I don't have a clue what I'd do.

Add "so your mom doesn't comment on your shrunken testicles, and complain about never having grand kids" as another reason to take HCG during your cycle

[rude]

aww man that sucks

[ryan16]

this is to funny