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    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
    all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
    the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
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    "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
    There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne
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    "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
    our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
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    "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
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    " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or
    another"--George Bush, US President
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    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca
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    "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the
    truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
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    "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
    Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.
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    "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
    people."--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
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    "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP
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    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
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    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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    "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
    go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
    next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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    Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN

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    haha, mariah carey is freakin retarded.
    Michael Moorer, you are cordially invited to give me a rim job.

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    • #3
      haha those are great.
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      "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
      Muhammad Ali

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