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Two bored casino workers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice, and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She jumped up and down, and
hugged each of the ******s, picked up all the money and her clothes, and
departed.
The ******s stared at each other -dumfounded. Finally one of them asked:
"What did she roll?"
The other guy answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice, and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She jumped up and down, and
hugged each of the ******s, picked up all the money and her clothes, and
departed.
The ******s stared at each other -dumfounded. Finally one of them asked:
"What did she roll?"
The other guy answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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