Confucius

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Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say: Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

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Confucius say: Man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say: Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say: Man who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say: Man who sells Kotex, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say: He who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say: Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.

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Confucius say: Man with clear conscience have bad memory.