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Donald Trump decided to take a few days off from the campaign and jumped on his private jet to go to his yacht off the coast of Italy. He invites the pope and the press core out for a nice Saturday cruise. It's quite windy and the pope's zuccoletto hat gets blown off his head into the sea. A yacht crewman is about to lower a small boat to retrieve it when Donald says it's ok I got this. He calmly climbs down the ladder over the yacht and walks confidently across the waves and picks up the cap and walks back across the waves to the yacht and climbs on board and hands his holiness back his cap. The pope and press core are standing slack jawed at what they've just witnessed and Mr Trump seeing their expressions says, it's really nothing, just wait til this gets out to the media. Sure enough on Monday morning NBC breaks into regular programming and Lester Holt announces THIS JUST IN: DONALD TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!!!
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