joke!Joke!Joke!

[Dominique]

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she glared at him and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."

[Dominique]

The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce from
that
jerk over there." The judge said, "Why do you want the divorce?"
"Because he's a terrible lover." The judge asked, "How long have you
been married?" "Fourteen years," she replied. "I don't understand. Why
did you wait fourteen years to divorce your husband for being a
terrible lover?"
She said, "Because, your Honor, until this insurance salesman
stopped by my house last week, I didn't know."

[Dominique]

After two hours of exhausting sex with this gorgeous young
prostitute, the guys says: 'I sorry but you won't see me
for a little while'.

The prostitute looks very sad and asks: 'Are you too busy
to see me next week'.

'No no my darling, that's not what I mean.
Could you please just turn around...

[gongshow]

hahhaha nice

[bigpimpc]

Originally posted by Dominique
After two hours of exhausting sex with this gorgeous young
prostitute, the guys says: 'I sorry but you won't see me
for a little while'.

The prostitute looks very sad and asks: 'Are you too busy
to see me next week'.

'No no my darling, that's not what I mean.
Could you please just turn around...

bahahahahaha!

[Tinfish]

Ha funny ones. And makes me more in love with Dominique knowing that she has a great sense of humor.

[Dominique]

Originally posted by Tinfish
Ha funny ones. And makes me more in love with Dominique knowing that she has a great sense of humor.

wouldn't be on this board if I didn't...lol....

[gongshow]

nice sig dominique!!! haha