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    i was 17 deer hunting with my uncle in south carolina. we ate chili that night for dinner and drank beer all night. we were in the stand the next day when nature called. my uncle told me to hike back to the trailer about 2 miles. i decided to walk out of the clear cut and drop my carhart coveralls at a tree. it was cold as hell and i did my business cut my underwear off with my knife to wipe pulled up on my coveralls quickly. i got back in the stand and my uncle said damn you smell like shit. to make a long story short i took a dump down the back of my carharts and smeared it all down the back of my jacket when i pulled em up. its a great story at family reunions, i hide.
    "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

    A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

    husband of the year

    moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe



  • #2
    thats fucking gross!
    Go big or go home!

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    • #3
      YUK!!! Damn Yokel

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      • #4
        Yee-Haww ewww...

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        • #5
          bro i am a city boy through and through. i love visiting and doing redneck outdoor activities but i always love coming back to BIG Dallas and breathing in that fresh smog
          "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

          A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

          husband of the year

          moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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          • #6
            LOL, dang bro that's pretty bad.
            "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
            Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination
            alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."
            Calvin Collidge (1872-1933)
            30th U.S. President

            johnsonpride81@cyber-rights.com

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            • #7
              i tossed a $100 pair over coveralls in the ditch with my jacket. i still to this day havent shot a damn deer.
              "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

              A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

              husband of the year

              moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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              • #8
                Lol.. classic hunting story!

                Ever noticed that when hunting you either have a great day or a shitty day? Nothing in beteween?

                Can tell you were young. That's a total rookie mistake!
                RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                • #9
                  omg. i would have just killed all the witnesses.

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                  • #10
                    Damn shit happens I guess

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                    • #11
                      HOLY SHIT thats redneck fo sure daaaamn lol fuckin hilarious!
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                      • #12
                        well, i dont even really liike hunting but enjoy being outdoors i am much wiser now and dont shit down the back of my britches whil afield.
                        "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                        A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                        husband of the year

                        moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jipped genes
                          well, i dont even really liike hunting but enjoy being outdoors i am much wiser now and dont shit down the back of my britches whil afield.
                          So what's the moral of this story?
                          RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                          Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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