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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The
>>personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report
>>to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's
>>a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line
>>foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
>>He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
>>
>>The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory
>>floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed
>>up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new
>>employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos
>>and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a
>>little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts
>>sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
>>
>>The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After
>>several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
>>woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me
>>yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
>>personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report
>>to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's
>>a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line
>>foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
>>He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
>>
>>The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory
>>floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed
>>up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new
>>employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos
>>and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a
>>little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts
>>sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
>>
>>The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After
>>several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
>>woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me
>>yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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