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An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where
> > > the
> > > >hell have you been?"
> > > >
> > > >He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> > > >
> > > >"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
> > > >
> > > >"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
> > > >
> > > >"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
> > > >disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
> > > bill
> > > >on his penis?"
> > > >
> > > >"Well, For one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Second
> > > >........ once in a while, I like to play with my money... "Third .
> > > I
> > > >like how money feels in my hand... And lastly, instead of you going
> > > >out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred
> > > >bucks anytime you want!!!
> > > >
> > > the
> > > >hell have you been?"
> > > >
> > > >He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> > > >
> > > >"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
> > > >
> > > >"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
> > > >
> > > >"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
> > > >disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
> > > bill
> > > >on his penis?"
> > > >
> > > >"Well, For one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Second
> > > >........ once in a while, I like to play with my money... "Third .
> > > I
> > > >like how money feels in my hand... And lastly, instead of you going
> > > >out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred
> > > >bucks anytime you want!!!
> > > >
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