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I was at the doctors this morning and had my eyes dialated. So later I'm at the coffee shop, and the cashier tells me I have the most unusual looking eyes.
Originally posted by Auriflex I was at the doctors this morning and had my eyes dialated. So later I'm at the coffee shop, and the cashier tells me I have the most unusual looking eyes.
I muttered something about pimpjuice and left.
Glaucoma test? I could also ask if it was a prostate exam (but I won't). Don't want to start another homo thread
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
Originally posted by teekahty you are quirky brah , LOL , anyway , since we are telling stories check this out ( and for all you *****s this is a threadjacking , so on tuesday , I down a tuna sub from blimpie , 6 inch everything on it no mayo or oil , it is about 5:30 PM around * I head to the gym doing chest , everything is going smooth , UNTIL, My tummy starts making some strange sounds , in the middle of a set , yell for the spotter to take it. jump up sprint to the bathroom , but of course this story would'nt be interesting if I had made it so..... there is my Blimpie all over , the mats , directly in the middle of the gym for everyone to smell ... Now I do not know what exactly makes a Blimpie sub smell so badly when It comes back up , but trust me it was just like a big fresh steaming pile of dog droppings , and I noticed something else as I was bent over and staring at it , i do not digest onions pickles or sweet peppers very well or I simply should chew them properly , because they were perfectly intact. I feel so comfortable around you guys , Dinner anyone ?
I believe this should be the banner ad for the next Blimpie commercial!!!!
Tee-this is so so wrong!! LMFAO
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
Originally posted by teekahty you are quirky brah , LOL , anyway , since we are telling stories check this out ( and for all you *****s this is a threadjacking , so on tuesday , I down a tuna sub from blimpie , 6 inch everything on it no mayo or oil , it is about 5:30 PM around * I head to the gym doing chest , everything is going smooth , UNTIL, My tummy starts making some strange sounds , in the middle of a set , yell for the spotter to take it. jump up sprint to the bathroom , but of course this story would'nt be interesting if I had made it so..... there is my Blimpie all over , the mats , directly in the middle of the gym for everyone to smell ... Now I do not know what exactly makes a Blimpie sub smell so badly when It comes back up , but trust me it was just like a big fresh steaming pile of dog droppings , and I noticed something else as I was bent over and staring at it , i do not digest onions pickles or sweet peppers very well or I simply should chew them properly , because they were perfectly intact. I feel so comfortable around you guys , Dinner anyone ?
I knew I should have stayed out of this thread. I just knew it!
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
teek, luckily you didn't do squats, bro - your intestines would still be hanging halfway out. no blimpies here in bangkok but a pimps paradise... ouch have to go, the thursday gf is waiting...
just a last one on the way, especially for you, teek. since you're by now very popular at your gym try this one:
my pal at the office, aussie nutcase, always does this aweful jokes. he went to the gym (upper class pussie style) with a bag of plain sour yoghurt, oatmeal and dried fruits mixed in it. he tugged it under his shirt, goes to the cyber M/C corner and does some floor crunches. gets up, does some vomiting noices with his back to the members and throws the bag all over the floor. the shit stinks sour and people started to get green in their faces. he tells the pt how important it is to keep your food in, gets a spoon and proceeds showing the stuff back into his mouth. he ain't that popular anymore but it was funy as hell. is that sick or what?
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