A-Hole in the gym

[Morgan]

Originally posted by Auriflex
I never get too close to people swinging free weights. Now if they are on machines, I jump all over them. They love the attention.

I know you're trying to be serious and all in this thread, but I just had one of those horrible mental flashbacks of you in the orange spandex and powder blue cape.

Sorry for bringing this up again, I'll go stand in the corner.

[Dark Stalker]

3Vandoo, you have extreme will power dude !!

I dont know how you can control yourself like that, touching me in a workout would be a sure way to get kicked.

[Got Gear?]

Well Vandoo, Time to kick some ass!

You need a gym partner. Someone who can stand in the way and tell em to fuck off!

I work out at our local YMCA. Sucks, but it's cheap, has all the pools, and is really close to my house. The only real problem is the clientel, between the 16yo kids and the 50yo old people it's sometimes hard to keep your cool. It's pretty bad when you look like me and are still 1 of the 20 biggest bro's who work out there. So yeah, part of my job while spotting is to keep the idiot kids away.

My favorite trick is to hit the emergency stop while they're sprinting on the treadmills like idiots. If you want to have a race with your buddy go the fuck outside and run around on the grass.

[ryan16]

I fell you bro there are these two fuckers at my gym who take up hella space and talk about stupid shit.... I just want to tell them to shut the fuck up!

[Auriflex]

LOL - damn you Morgan

[The Syndicate]

I can't stand when I'm doing 50lb DB curls and when I go to put them back some ass hole put the 30's in their spot!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3Vandoo]

Thank you to the army who taught me ton control myself LOL. I didnt kill anyone.

seriously one hour before I shot 100mg fina and 100mg suspension.

And I should take pictures of those guys they are a joke. Before I didnt care, I was training, in my own lil world, no socializing....


two days ago, im doing alternate db curls, I put my weights down, next to a bench where I set my towel and some of my stuffs and I went to get some water,
I take my weights and suddenly I see two skinny fuckers both 6 4, @ 100lbs each, IN FRONT OF ME IN FRONT OF MY MIRROR, with 10lbs db!!!!!!!!!!
they were doing 10lbs dumbells for curls, but they noticed a nice expression in my face they apologized and moved a bit.



I admit it, I do have an attitude when I train and proud to have it too

[morbid316]

reminds me of what happened in my gym

this huge fucker was doing one arm rows with 150's
this other little fuck kept walking infront of him like maybe a foot from his face.
well long story short the 4th time he walks by the dude he throws the 150 at his leg missin it by inches you should of seen buddies face i thought he shit himself right there and then

[3Vandoo]

there should be a gym police!!!!!



like rule #28

[morbid316]

only thing that bothgers me in the gym is the old naked guys who hang around the changeroom who refuse to get dressed and stand there trying to talk to you


NOW THATS GROSS

[3Vandoo]

HAHAHAHAHAHA so true

I hate it, do they think they will impress someone,

Years ago, there was a guy that adressed to me I turned my head and I have his fucking dick and balls in my face and the bastard was playing with them.

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww www

[Auriflex]

The worst thing about gyms is getting kicked out of the women's locker room.

That has got to stop!!!

[Got Gear?]

Yep the old men suck...

Gotta love it when they're standing there nude... combing their hair or something. COVER THAT NASTY JUNK UP!!

[buggy]

Fuck that, when i was in the U.S, i went into the change room to get changed and there was naked fuckers everywere, it was like normal to walk around naked. There was 1 guy that had made an effort at being half dressed he was wearing just shoes and socks walking around naked, i just grabbed my shit and bolted out..

[THE JUICE]

grrrrrrrrrrr:2gunsfiri