Professional Disformation!

[3Vandoo]

Most of you know I am military......

and I notice some professional disformation that really get into normal "life".

- I am into a club and they put sound of an alarm: I jump up ready to fight!

- today, im sick and I want to puke, I look at the toilet, notice it was a bit dirty, went to get some cleaner, cleaned it, puked, cleaned it again! toilet A ok now!

- Watch movies and I ***** about
all military tactics, weapons are shit, the military history is not coherent, the sound of that weapon is not good, that weapons model wasnt avalaible at that period....... etc....

- My shoes, boots and pants must be perfect at all time.

- When I go to the Zoo and they offer insects to eat, I ask for take out with a bowl of worms.

- I am flying to the south for vacation and I am looking at the window and I want to jump, screaming AIRBORNE DADDY IS COMING IN!!!!!!!!

- I cry on the Ballad of the Green Beret

- I listen to tap in my car.

- I walk military, talk military, act military and it is even funny!

- Any people with hair longer than 1" on their head are considered as hippie!


yadda yadda yadda!

[jipped genes]

sounds like you got it bad. a little obsesive compulsive there. thats the way the military wants you they just dont deprogram you when you leave. you know all that disipline as long as it is not a prob could actually be good for ya.

[goliath.jr]

OCD - for sure.

[m0chi69]

a man in uniform

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by m0chi69
a man in uniform

Hello lady...

[bufflildude]

damn bro you got it bad

buff

[CJWolf]

i'm guessing you wash your hands about 100x a day too?

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by CJWolf
i'm guessing you wash your hands about 100x a day too?

nah, I need to apply camo to my face now, as I need to snatch some foods from the fidge

[m0chi69]

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
Hello lady...

hello hot stuff...

[morbid316]

now your going overboard doi you take your gun and crawl on the floor and do dive rolls on the way to the fridge

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by morbid316
now your going overboard doi you take your gun and crawl on the floor and do dive rolls on the way to the fridge

hell, you know me?

[3Vandoo]

I will tell you the truth before I go to the kitchen I will send my cats for recce, then I will proceed slowly, frag the kitchen, enter into a dynamic fashion, open the fridge with openning devices, shoot some cumcumbers and the pint of milk, snatch the foods and clear the TOP in less than 10secs

I need a new kitchen tho

[morbid316]

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
I will tell you the truth before I go to the kitchen I will send my cats for recce, then I will proceed slowly, frag the kitchen, enter into a dynamic fashion, open the fridge with openning devices, shoot some cumcumbers and the pint of milk, snatch the foods and clear the TOP in less than 10secs

I need a new kitchen tho

bro your starting to scare me

[m0chi69]

can u put camo paint on ur face if we hump? that would be hot....

[AxanderTheGreat]

You are in the early stages of Schizophrenia bro. A psycologist might help. My dad was in the military for 8 years, he never reported such behavior.