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So we are driving to our first inspection. and I smell a horrible smell. it permeates my nasal passages with the smell of raw shi*. I look at him and he is giggling. i tell him to roll down the window. he says "but don't you want to marinate in my perfume" I rolled down mine. I told him if you have to fart again let me know I would pull over as that was horrible.
he agreed.
we finished the inspection got back to the truck and I was showing him how to enter it in the computer. and i smelled it again. he laughed when i gagged. he explained he had gastric bypass surgery and his farts are 10X as bad as what they were.
I exited the truck. he laughed harder.
he farted again on the way to out next inspection. i rolled down my window and did not say a word. he laughed and giggled. we finished the inspection, walked back to the truck. i got in, did NOT unlock his door and drove off.
about 10 minutes later I was on my next inspection and he called. "ok, you got me, come back and get me."
I told him to "call our supervisor and tell him why you are stranded and I won't let you back in my truck."
his voice started to get nervous. "awwwww come on man it's just a joke"
"nope it's not, you are foul as hell" I said "call Jack and have him pick you up"
I turned my phone off and finished my inspections.
He did not talk to me when i got back to the office, my supervisor was in a meeting so I will probably get called in today.
*UCK that, i am not sitting in some dude's ass stench.
he agreed.
we finished the inspection got back to the truck and I was showing him how to enter it in the computer. and i smelled it again. he laughed when i gagged. he explained he had gastric bypass surgery and his farts are 10X as bad as what they were.
I exited the truck. he laughed harder.
he farted again on the way to out next inspection. i rolled down my window and did not say a word. he laughed and giggled. we finished the inspection, walked back to the truck. i got in, did NOT unlock his door and drove off.
about 10 minutes later I was on my next inspection and he called. "ok, you got me, come back and get me."
I told him to "call our supervisor and tell him why you are stranded and I won't let you back in my truck."
his voice started to get nervous. "awwwww come on man it's just a joke"
"nope it's not, you are foul as hell" I said "call Jack and have him pick you up"
I turned my phone off and finished my inspections.
He did not talk to me when i got back to the office, my supervisor was in a meeting so I will probably get called in today.
*UCK that, i am not sitting in some dude's ass stench.
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