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  • #16
    Re: Monday funnies & motivation

    I always enjoy these

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    • #17
      Re: Monday funnies & motivation

      Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

      "Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour."

      As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:

      "Gorgonzola"

      "Wait!!, it is not on yet.
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      Two friends:

      "Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?"

      "Of course! How many people are coming?"

      "Three, if you bring your girlfriend."
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      A little boy asked his mother:
      "Mummy, why are you white and I am black?"

      "Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party mmhm..., you are lucky that you don’t bark."
      Loved by some, Hated by most, but RESPECTED BY ALL

      2012 APF Ca. State Champion & Double Record Holder

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