The most functional word????

[Hollywood]

Well it's shit....That's right, Shit!
> > > > >
> > > > >Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
> > > > >
> > > > >Consider this.....
> > > > >
> > > > >You can be shit faced,
> > > > >Shit out of luck,
> > > > >Or have shit for brains.
> > > > >
> > > > >With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
> > > > >find a place for your shit
> > > > >or decide to shit or get off the pot.
> > > > >
> > > > >You can lose shit,
> > > > > find shit,
> > > > >forget shit,
> > > > >and tell others to eat shit and die.
> > > > >
> > > > >Some people know their shit,
> > > > >while others can't tell the difference between shit and shine.
> > > > >
> > > > >There are lucky shits,
> > > > >dumb shits,
> > > > >crazy shits,
> > > > >and sweet shits.
> > > > >
> > > > >There is bull shit,
> > > > >horse shit,
> > > > >and chicken shit.
> > > > >
> > > > >You can throw shit,
> > > > >sling shit,
> > > > >catch shit,
> > > > >shoot shit,
> > > > > ;or duck when shit hits the fan.
> > > > >
> > > > >You can give a shit,
> > > > >or serve shit.
> > > > >
> > > > >You can be happier than a pig in shit,
> > > > >or you can find yourself in deep shit.
> > > > >
> > > > >Some days are cold as shit,
> > > > >some days are hot as shit,
> > > > >and some days are just plan shitty.
> > > > >
> > > > >Some music sounds like shit,
> > > > >things can look like shit,
> > > > >and there are times when you feel like shit.
> > > > >
> > > > >You can have too much shit,
> > > > >not enough shit,
> > > > >the right shit,
> > > > >the wrong shit,
> > > > >or a lot of weird shit.
> > > > >
> > > > >You can carry shit,
> > > > >have a mountain of shit,
> > > > >or find yourself up shit's creek
> > > > >without a paddle.
> > > > >
> > > > >Sometimes every thing you touch turns to shit.
> > > > >And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out
> > > > >smelling like a rose.
> > > > >
> > > > >When you stop to consider all the facts,
> > > > >it's the basic building block of creation.
> > > > >
> > > > >And remember, once you know your shit,
> > > > >you don't need to know anything else!

[pudgy]

lmao

i thought it was "what" ?

[rado]

LMAO, funny as shit though

[gongshow]

hahaha nice!

[3Vandoo]

shit!

[CJWolf]

nope

[rado]

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
shit!

no pun intended though, right?

[Grappler]

Now that is some funny SHIT.

Grappler