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we went to the mall to get her some shoes I was wearing a tank. we walked into the store and there were 2 hot young women working there. I instinctivly flexed up a little to impress these girls. one girl came over to help my wife and was said nice tatoo to me. me wife cold busted me she said "quit pumpin yourself up these girls dont care about your muscles" took the wind right out of my sails. I went out and waited on the bench outside of the store. to add insult to injury, they were lookin at me out there laughin and posing to mock me. when my wife was done she came out with with her shoes and a shit eatin grin on her face. I just walked beside her, dejected like a puppy that just got a swat with a newspaper. WHY BABY! why would you cold bust me like that you know I aint steppin out on you!
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"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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hahahahah! you got busted! that's cool i have too. lol -
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it's ok though, who do you go home to at night though? That's right, HER....
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HAHA, damn that is funny.
Sorry man bit you brought it upon yourself.:p"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination
alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."
Calvin Collidge (1872-1933)
30th U.S. President
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damn I am glad I am not the only one.Originally posted by bigpimpc
hahahahah! you got busted! that's cool i have too. lol"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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Spousal abuse works both ways :p You ever seen the show "burning bed"? lolComment
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Hek k k k k k k ...........nice!Comment
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Re: my wife embarassed me
So what do her shoes look like?Originally posted by jipped genes
we went to the mall to get her some shoes I was wearing a tank. we walked into the store and there were 2 hot young women working there. I instinctivly flexed up a little to impress these girls. one girl came over to help my wife and was said nice tatoo to me. me wife cold busted me she said "quit pumpin yourself up these girls dont care about your muscles" took the wind right out of my sails. I went out and waited on the bench outside of the store. to add insult to injury, they were lookin at me out there laughin and posing to mock me. when my wife was done she came out with with her shoes and a shit eatin grin on her face. I just walked beside her, dejected like a puppy that just got a swat with a newspaper. WHY BABY! why would you cold bust me like that you know I aint steppin out on you!Got Love?Comment
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next time you flex despite your wife's present, make sure you got your answers ready, like f.e.: <ain't me baby, it's the damn hormones...> or... stop insulting your wife first...good story, damn - man.Comment
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Re: Re: my wife embarassed me
they are real nice white nike sneakers for her work she got blood on the other pair. (she is a nurse at an OB-GYN)Originally posted by Kristylynn
So what do her shoes look like?"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
husband of the year
moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe
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oh man - that's harsh. Sounds like you need to blast off some protein fumes in line at the grocery store and then walk away from her shaking your head and acting like she did it
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don't flex in public broComment
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Sounds like true love to me ...
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awww damn, that was mean, remeber that the next time she arches her back when a guy walks by....lolComment
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