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Like I told you I would, I passed the hat around so we could buy you a 2nd love doll but it came up light (dude, you need to make more friends). But fear not, vike man, we didn't come away from the all-night sex shop exactly empty handed. May not be what we had hoped for but I know you will like it none-the-less. Enjoy, my good friend....
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I know what you're thinking: 'Tex, why an inflatable goat?'
Well, because reals ones run away.
And get this, dude at Ernies All Night Sex Emporium threw in a can of helium....says it enhances the experience (goat pushes back harder).
AND, had enough money left over, even, to get you this -
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU 2 LOVE BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
motivated-sheep-poster su1.jpg
I know what you're thinking: 'Tex, why an inflatable goat?'
Well, because reals ones run away.
And get this, dude at Ernies All Night Sex Emporium threw in a can of helium....says it enhances the experience (goat pushes back harder).
AND, had enough money left over, even, to get you this -
0001559401010_300X300.jpg
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU 2 LOVE BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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