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Uglies;)
A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my
> > >daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account,
> > >a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."
> > >
> > >The guy says, "What's wrong with her?"
> > >
> > >The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous.
> > >
> > >The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly,
> > >she's as dumb as a wall."
> > >
> > >The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth
> > >it."
> > >
> > >The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and
> > >build you a mansion on Long Island."
> > >
> > >The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when
> > >they have sex.
> > >
> > >About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's
> > >about to hang it on the wall.
> > >
> > >He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer."
> > >
> > >She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches
> > >the hammer.
> > >
> > >The guy says, "Get me some nails."
> > >
> > >She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him
> > >some nails.
> > >
> > >The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his
> > >thumb, and he yells, "Fuck!"
> > >
> > >She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account,
> > >a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."
> > >
> > >The guy says, "What's wrong with her?"
> > >
> > >The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous.
> > >
> > >The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly,
> > >she's as dumb as a wall."
> > >
> > >The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth
> > >it."
> > >
> > >The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and
> > >build you a mansion on Long Island."
> > >
> > >The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when
> > >they have sex.
> > >
> > >About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's
> > >about to hang it on the wall.
> > >
> > >He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer."
> > >
> > >She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches
> > >the hammer.
> > >
> > >The guy says, "Get me some nails."
> > >
> > >She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him
> > >some nails.
> > >
> > >The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his
> > >thumb, and he yells, "Fuck!"
> > >
> > >She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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