TexSon's Dating Tip #216

[TexSon]

This is my latest installment in the ongoing series to help the dating impaired. Tonight I am going to talk about drinking responsibly while out clubing.

Now, far be it for ole Tex to lecture anyone on the topic of intoxication since I am no momument to sobriety myself, however good advice is good advice and take it from me - it pays to keep a level head about you while out having a good time.

The consequences of ignoring this warning is that you could end up taking this woman home.

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Like I did.

For anyone interested, I sell a quite stylish 'Warning: Women in bars may be uglier than what that appear' t-shirt to help you on those nights your judgment may be something less than 100%. The price is $19.95 + shipping.


Safe clubbing my friends.


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[Born2Juice4Ever]

Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216

Damn....you REALLY have slept with just about every broad on earth bro!




B2J

[jipped genes]

Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216

in the immortal words of Willie Nelson, "at 2 I went to bed with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2"

my buddies all gave me hell about the quality of some of the gals I took home back in the day. My rebuttal was simple, while they were whacking off to a hustler mag for the 3rd time that night after they got home,l i was having sex with a VERY appreciative girl. sure she wasn't hot or even attractive but in the dark (very dark) I imagined she looked like heather locklear (for you young guys she was super mega hot back in the 80s!)

[TexSon]

Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216

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'appreciative girl'

Yeah, I like that.

Appreciative Girl. Gonna remember that. (note to self - no more 'big/fat/ugly')


known a few er, uh, 'appreciative' gals in my day.


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[wutlisstrice]

Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216

i hope that chick was making a face

[sensitivenips]

Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216

lol was that the face she made when she orgasmed?

everybody's facial expression in the background is like she just ripped a big fart.

how are those teen clubs working out for you?

[TexSon]

Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216

everybody's facial expression in the background is like she just ripped a big fart.

how are those teen clubs working out for you?

that's funny, but you're right. probably why the place has a 'no open flames' policy, I imagine. pound of prevention and all that.


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[BIGMOFO]

Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216

lol