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  • Horse Race...Funny as HELL!!!

    HORSE RACE Line up

    In lane 1. Passionate Lady
    In lane 2. Bare Belly
    In lane 3. Silk Panties
    In lane 4. Conscience
    In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
    In lane 6. Clean Sheets
    In lane 7. Thighs
    In lane 8. Big Dick
    In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
    In lane 10. Merry Cherry

    AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

    Conscience is left behind at the gate.
    Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
    Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
    Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
    Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

    AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

    It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
    Big Dick is pushing in.
    Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
    Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
    Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

    AT THE STRETCH:

    Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
    Bare Belly is making a final push.
    Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

    AT THE FINISH:

    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
    Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
    It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
    through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
    Bare Belly shows...
    Thighs weakens...
    Heavy Bosom pulls up..
    and Clean Sheets never had a chance.

  • #2
    LMFAO, funny post kid. Maybe this should of been in the joke forum:p:p:p

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    • #3
      Good point, son, I can't move it
      Bwhahahhaa!

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      • #4
        LOL
        More...More...More...Give me MORE!!!

        IntenseMuscle

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        • #5
          haha nice!
          Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

          "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
          Muhammad Ali

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          • #6
            dope

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            • #7
              i'll move it for ya.........very funny read hw lol

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              • #8
                LOL
                "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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                  • #10
                    haha, very nice.
                    "Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
                    - Joseph Stalin



                    Power perceived is power achieved.

                    Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

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                    • #11
                      lol, somehow i missed this one.

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