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    i normally throw my tuna cans in the trash can outside, today i was talking to someone in the hall coming out of the bathroom where the sink is . (thats where i drain the tuna)
    so anyway, as im chit chatting i get a couple of phone calls and ina hurry i toss the tuna can into the trash can in the bathroom.
    i forgot all about it, about an hour later the owners wife goes into the bathroom and comes walking by me and him as we are talking about something. after our conversation i go back to my office and he goes to the bathroom. as he is coming out of the bathroom , at the top of his lungs,so everyone can hear he says "damn baby , you need to wash that thang"

    i thought she was gonna kill him

  • #2
    lol no way

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    • #3
      Re: funny true and gross

      Originally posted by pudgy
      i normally throw my tuna cans in the trash can outside, today i was talking to someone in the hall coming out of the bathroom where the sink is . (thats where i drain the tuna)
      so anyway, as im chit chatting i get a couple of phone calls and ina hurry i toss the tuna can into the trash can in the bathroom.
      i forgot all about it, about an hour later the owners wife goes into the bathroom and comes walking by me and him as we are talking about something. after our conversation i go back to my office and he goes to the bathroom. as he is coming out of the bathroom , at the top of his lungs,so everyone can hear he says "damn baby , you need to wash that thang"

      i thought she was gonna kill him

      LMFAO...........and it was you.....that's funny shit though...

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      • #4
        LMAO. Good stuff.
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        • #5
          Too, too funny! I drain my tuna in the kitchen sink at home and just that alone is shall we say...... pungent.

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          • #6
            the funny thing is , he is normally very reserved, and she is super shy, she will just take it out on his american express

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            • #7
              does tuna have scales or skin?

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              • #8
                That is wrong

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by saturn
                  My girl fried is kind of shy to but the minute she got me alone she'd probably split my skull.
                  i knew you weren't that tough...

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                  • #10
                    hhahaa nice
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                    • #11
                      ll
                      three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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                      • #12
                        LOL, I dont think I would live through the day, nor would I deserve to.
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                        Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination
                        alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."
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                        • #13
                          harsh, i had to call my wife in to read that we both laughed like hell.
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                          • #14
                            funny shit

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