Think I just set a record!

[Got Gear?]

For longest fart!

Taking my morning P and the whole time I was infront of the urinal I was letting out one massive long fart! It was unbelieveable! At least 45sec long..good noise.. but not alot of volume at once. One of those long, drawn out squeakers! But unfortunately, I'm shooting blanks as no smell at all

In fact, I've noticed that I've been passing alot more gas than usual lately. Think this is from the gear or my diet? Such a thing as protein gas?

[Hollywood]

Well... Congratulations!

[bowbow]

Now thats something to be proud of! No smell? Come on!

[NecroPhreak]

all bark,no bite so to speak.

[Iapetos]

Well....this thread will stick in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks!

- Iapetos

[god smacked]

Sad to say, without a witness this is an UNOFFICIAL record!

[BigSoda]

nasty bastard :

[Tedmax195]

Originally posted by god smacked
Sad to say, without a witness this is an UNOFFICIAL record!

LOL

[jack hust]

congrats must be protein mine get long and loud ,and pretty often

[JohnnyB]

Re: Think I just set a record!

Originally posted by Got Gear?
Such a thing as protein gas?

Yes and you'll know it by the smell, so yours didn't qualify:p

JohnnyB

[Smalluser]

Originally posted by god smacked
.... Sad to say, without a witness this is an UNOFFICIAL record! ....

I guess it must be an earwitness in stead of an eyewitness

Regards Smalluser

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by god smacked
Sad to say, without a witness this is an UNOFFICIAL record!

Awe what!!

I don't think I'm gonna be able to convince any of my co-workers to time me. Hmmmm... time to start saving up the farts for tomorrow morning. Gonna bring me a video camera!

[Username]

Warn me before posting this kinda shit. I just ate a huge lunch.

[Hollywood]

Originally posted by Username
Warn me before posting this kinda shit. I just ate a huge lunch.

[Skarn]

Hell yeah there's such a thing as a protein fart!

I've never farted so much in my life since I started my protein and MRPs this cycle.

It really sucks when having sex and I have to do my best to hold it in, then my stomach hurts!