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hahahhaaMod @ SuperiorMuscle
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
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thats a lot of momma jokes...lolComment
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Originally posted by pucknutz78
thats a lot of momma jokes...lol
I got more too....
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Your momma so old when Moses parted the Red Sea the b**ch was over there fishin'
Your momma so short she holds up a sign that says "Don't Spit, I Can't Swim!"
Your momma so fat that her nickname is "DAAAMMMNNN!"
Your momma so tall that she sits on a bridge and dangles her feet in the water.
Your momma so skinny that I can see what she's thinkin'
Your momma so fat the I rolled over twice and I was still on top of the b***h
Your momma's head is so small that when she gets her hair braided it looks like stitches.
My teachings are like a finger pointing at the moon. Do not mistake the finger for the moon.Comment
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Originally posted by Redfoot
Your momma so old when Moses parted the Red Sea the b**ch was over there fishin'
Your momma so short she holds up a sign that says "Don't Spit, I Can't Swim!"
Your momma so fat that her nickname is "DAAAMMMNNN!"
Your momma so tall that she sits on a bridge and dangles her feet in the water.
Your momma so skinny that I can see what she's thinkin'
Your momma so fat the I rolled over twice and I was still on top of the b***h
Your momma's head is so small that when she gets her hair braided it looks like stitches.
nice hahaMod @ SuperiorMuscle
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad AliComment
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Originally posted by Redfoot
Your momma so old when Moses parted the Red Sea the b**ch was over there fishin'
Your momma so short she holds up a sign that says "Don't Spit, I Can't Swim!"
Your momma so fat that her nickname is "DAAAMMMNNN!"
Your momma so tall that she sits on a bridge and dangles her feet in the water.
Your momma so skinny that I can see what she's thinkin'
Your momma so fat the I rolled over twice and I was still on top of the b***h
Your momma's head is so small that when she gets her hair braided it looks like stitches.
damn, now that's a Yo mamma joke for your ass...
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thats alot rado hahaha i only know one
yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out"I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
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