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  • If you are a boy....assume you are a girl....

    (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

    It's your first time. As you lie back your

    muscles tighten. You put him

    off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

    ;refuses to be swayed as he

    approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

    shake your head bravely.

    He has had more experience, but it's the first

    time his finger has found

    the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

    your body tenses; but

    he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He

    tells you to trust him - he's done this many

    times before. His cool

    smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

    ;more room for an easy

    entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

    but he slowly takes his

    time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

    possible. As he presses

    ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

    way; pain surges throughout

    your body and you feel the slight trickle of

    blood as he continues. He

    looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

    painful.Your eyes are

    filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

    for him to go on. He

    begins going in and out with skill but you are

    now too numb to feel him

    in you. After a few moments, you feel

    something bursting in you and

    he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

    have it over. He looks

    at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

    chuckle; that you have been

    his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    You smile and thank your

    dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

    a tooth pulled.

  • #2
    LOL

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    • #3
      cute

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      • #4
        lol

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        • #5
          Ok, it was cute...

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          • #6
            LOL
            "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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            • #7
              reminds me of the first time milking a cow one. still a good one though.
              "Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
              - Joseph Stalin



              Power perceived is power achieved.

              Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

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              • #8
                hahaha nice
                Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

                "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
                Muhammad Ali

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                • #9
                  damn got me going there for a bit..

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                  • #10
                    i have a dirty mind, yay me

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                    • #11
                      yay me too. lol That was good HW!! :-)

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                      • #12
                        lol

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                        • #13
                          This isnt the best day to be messing with me like that, damn.
                          "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
                          Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination
                          alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."
                          Calvin Collidge (1872-1933)
                          30th U.S. President

                          johnsonpride81@cyber-rights.com

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                          • #14
                            LOL......I guessed it half way through though....cuz I'm just too smart

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