Lonely night out there...

[Aragorn]

*Aragorn peers into the distant night trying to see anyone else in the pitch, black night*

[EXCESS]

SMACK!!!
*Out of the darkness comes a hand across Aragorn's face.*

[Aragorn]

*Aragorn falls to the ground....only to see an Elvis bobble-head run off in the direction of "Excess TrailerPark R Us"*

[EXCESS]

"Fine work little Elvis!" says EXCESS to the doll, "I told you it would only take one smack."

*He sets the doll in formation with the other 599 Elvis bobble heads.*

[Aragorn]

mean while....

*Aragorn tears down the wood panelling in his room that he thought would look cool for his friends....to his amazement they didn't think any of it was cool...the fat albert bobble head is mean*










excess sucks

[EXCESS]

*Just then, Fat Albert tosses a lit match into the pile of shredded wood paneling.*

"Hey, hey, hey...that shit burns like a Mexican hangover!!!"

[Aragorn]

*Aragorn barely gets out of the of the room...stumbles out of breath and chuckles about the night he got arrested my the mexican police that were waiting for him outside the pharmecia *

[Disposable_Hero]

You guys gotta play a little less D&D, and find girlfriends..geez!



D_H

[Aragorn]

Originally posted by Disposable_Hero
You guys gotta play a little less D&D, and find girlfriends..geez!



D_H

and you have to get out of our comic book adventures...*Aragorn ***** slaps DH and tosses him towards EXCESS and his minions of bobble head Elvisisisis's or something*

[EXCESS]

*The bobbleheads begin to march towards DH. As he backs away he trips over a sleeping tribe of pharmacia employees. Doom is near.*

[Aragorn]

*Aragorn runs and skips like a school girl....ohhhh wait....wrong board.....*

[Disposable_Hero]

*DH knows the end is near...he pops some Cialis, and prepares for battle*

[Aragorn]

*all will end up being a dream for these post *****s as this should be deleted tomorrow...and our fingers be tore off slowly....nite guys*

[Disposable_Hero]

talk to ya tomorrow bro..sleep tight angel

D_H

Disclaimer.. D_H is drunk, please disregard the above statement.

[EXCESS]

*As DH takes his last breath, EXCESS walks over to his sobbing girlfriend...*

"Cool, I always wanted one of these!"

*...and EXCESS strolls off to bed.*

Goodnight.