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  • #16
    Originally posted by Hollywood
    Hahahahaha! Hope you guys are enjoying your "protein" shakes
    looks liek that chick did, 1.7 pints

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    • #17
      Originally posted by bigjim33
      looks liek that chick did, 1.7 pints
      Nothing like a good ol protein shake.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by BouncersBabe
        Nothing like a good ol protein shake.
        lol

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        • #19
          these are gross but kind of funny at the same time... lol
          "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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          • #20
            Originally posted by BouncersBabe
            Nothing like a good ol protein shake.
            damn bouncersbabe! will you marry me?

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            • #21
              GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN

              Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

              Damn! that dude's got skills! wonder if he was on clomid?

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              • #22
                lol

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                • #23
                  now that's some sick ass shit....

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                  • #24
                    Re: Re: Re: The Most Offensive World Records...Don't worry, not so bad

                    Originally posted by LadiesMan
                    I always heard that it didn't digest? And how the hell do you know the exact chemistry of what semen is made up of? lol wait I don't wanna know....

                    Hey I could believe that, and I would almost guarentee that she had to get her stomach pumped after that much cum.


                    I was at a party once and this slut gave 8 guys head in a row (i was NOT one of them) and swallowed each load......she was throwing up for aobut 15 minutes not too soon after that.
                    "Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
                    - Joseph Stalin



                    Power perceived is power achieved.

                    Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Re: Re: Re: The Most Offensive World Records...Don't worry, not so bad

                      Originally posted by Governor
                      Hey I could believe that, and I would almost guarentee that she had to get her stomach pumped after that much cum.


                      I was at a party once and this slut gave 8 guys head in a row (i was NOT one of them) and swallowed each load......she was throwing up for aobut 15 minutes not too soon after that.
                      what a dirty b-yatch!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Re: Re: Re: The Most Offensive World Records...Don't worry, not so bad

                        Originally posted by Governor
                        Hey I could believe that, and I would almost guarentee that she had to get her stomach pumped after that much cum.


                        I was at a party once and this slut gave 8 guys head in a row (i was NOT one of them) and swallowed each load......she was throwing up for aobut 15 minutes not too soon after that.
                        Damn, I hate to know my dick was gettin some other guys slop all over it.

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