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>>Two couples were playing cards. Bill accidentally dropped some
>>cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
>>up, he noticed that that Doug's wife was not wearing any underwear!
>>Shocked by this, Bill hit his head on the table and emerged
>>red-faced.
>>
>>Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Doug's
>>wife
>>followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
>>there?"
>>
>>Bill admitted that, well, yes he did. She said, "You can have it,
>>but it
>>will cost you $100."
>>
>>After a minute or two, Bill indicates that he is interested. She
>>tells him that since Doug works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't,
>>Bill should come to her house around 2:00pm on Friday.
>>
>>Friday came and Bill went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her
>>$100
>>they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Bill left. Doug came
>>home about 6:00pm.
>>
>>Doug asked his wife, "Did Bill come by this afternoon?"
>>Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
>>Next Doug asked, "Did Bill give you $100?"
>>
>>His wife thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did
>>give me $100."
>>
>>"Good," Doug says. "Bill came by the office this morning and
>>borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on
>>his way home and pay me back."
>>
>>
>>What did we learn from this: Never wear underwear when playing
>>cards.
>>cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
>>up, he noticed that that Doug's wife was not wearing any underwear!
>>Shocked by this, Bill hit his head on the table and emerged
>>red-faced.
>>
>>Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Doug's
>>wife
>>followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
>>there?"
>>
>>Bill admitted that, well, yes he did. She said, "You can have it,
>>but it
>>will cost you $100."
>>
>>After a minute or two, Bill indicates that he is interested. She
>>tells him that since Doug works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't,
>>Bill should come to her house around 2:00pm on Friday.
>>
>>Friday came and Bill went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her
>>$100
>>they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Bill left. Doug came
>>home about 6:00pm.
>>
>>Doug asked his wife, "Did Bill come by this afternoon?"
>>Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
>>Next Doug asked, "Did Bill give you $100?"
>>
>>His wife thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did
>>give me $100."
>>
>>"Good," Doug says. "Bill came by the office this morning and
>>borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on
>>his way home and pay me back."
>>
>>
>>What did we learn from this: Never wear underwear when playing
>>cards.
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