When She Opens Your Closet, She Should See These 10 Things

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This article is sponsored in part by Levi's.Itmay come with colder weather, but fall also packs a punch when it comes to style. To helpyou maximize yours, we’ve outlined the 10 staples of a fall wardrobe that every manshould have in his closet. These pieces go the distance -- they’ll last for years,they transcend trends, they’re easy to mix and match, and they flatter all bodytypes. We’ll also tell you what you can get away with paying if you’re on abudget and how much to splurge without getting ripped off. Continue Reading


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[angryoldman]

Re: When She Opens Your Closet, She Should See These 10 Things

10 things she should see when she opens your closet:
10) Your 1984 Kathy Ireland Budweiser poster
9) Your stack of Hustler and Playboy books
8) Your 1986 parachute work out pants that you still secretly want to wear to the gym
7) a bottle of alcohol and several loose cotton balls on the floor
6) at least 3 pair of underware that have inexplicable dark stains on them that could range from A1 sauce to lemonade
5) An authentic "inflate a mate" doll
4) A half full pizza box from a pizzaria that went out of business 5 years earlier
3) A half empty bottle of Mad Dog
2) A list of "People I want bad things to happen to". Make sure the people on the list are names you got out of the newspaper in the obituaries over several months, just in case she decides to investigate
1) A pair of womens underware with a post it note reading "Only to be worn when the world makes me feel not pretty."

[Dzone]

Re: When She Opens Your Closet, She Should See These 10 Things

10 things she should see when she opens your closet:
10) Your 1984 Kathy Ireland Budweiser poster
9) Your stack of Hustler and Playboy books
8) Your 1986 parachute work out pants that you still secretly want to wear to the gym
7) a bottle of alcohol and several loose cotton balls on the floor
6) at least 3 pair of underware that have inexplicable dark stains on them that could range from A1 sauce to lemonade
5) An authentic "inflate a mate" doll
4) A half full pizza box from a pizzaria that went out of business 5 years earlier
3) A half empty bottle of Mad Dog
2) A list of "People I want bad things to happen to". Make sure the people on the list are names you got out of the newspaper in the obituaries over several months, just in case she decides to investigate
1) A pair of womens underware with a post it note reading "Only to be worn when the world makes me feel not pretty."

LMAO!

[Dzone]

Re: When She Opens Your Closet, She Should See These 10 Things

This article is sponsored in part by Levi's.Itmay come with colder weather, but fall also packs a punch when it comes to style. To helpyou maximize yours, we’ve outlined the 10 staples of a fall wardrobe that every manshould have in his closet. These pieces go the distance -- they’ll last for years,they transcend trends, they’re easy to mix and match, and they flatter all bodytypes. We’ll also tell you what you can get away with paying if you’re on abudget and how much to splurge without getting ripped off. Continue Reading


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A snazzy umbrella? Sounds like a fag closet lol

[Pittsburgh63]

Re: When She Opens Your Closet, She Should See These 10 Things

A snazzy umbrella? Sounds like a fag closet lol

lol.. I was thinking the same.

You look through my stuff and all you'll find is T-shirts, gym shorts and sweat pants.. Closet contains a plethora of Hoodies.. and that's it.