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    Sydney Morning Herald Monday, June 15th 1999:
    "An employee for Ansett Australia, who happened to
    have the last name of GAY, got on a plane recently
    using one of his company's "Free Flight" programmes.
    However, when Mr. Gay tried to take his seat, he
    found it being occupied by a paying passenger. So, not to
    make a fuss, he simply chose another seat.

    Unknown to Mr. Gay, another Ansett Australia flight
    at the airport experienced mechanical problems. The
    passengers of this other flight were being rerouted
    to various airplanes. A few were put on Mr. Gay's
    flight and anyone who was holding a "free" ticket was being
    "bumped".

    Ansett officials, armed with a list of these
    "freebee" ticket holders boarded the plane to remove the free
    ticket holders. Of course, our Mr. Gay was not
    sitting in his assigned seat as you may remember.

    So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where
    Mr. Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled
    customer "Are you Gay?". The man, shyly nodded that
    he was, at which point she demanded: "Then you have to
    get off the plane".

    Mr. Gay, overhearing what the Ticket Agent had said,
    tried to clear up the situation: "You've got the
    wrong man. I'm Gay!". This caused an angry third passenger
    to yell "Hell, I'm gay too! They can't kick us all
    off!" Confusion reigned as more and more passengers
    began yelling that Ansett Australia had no right to
    remove gays from their flights.

    Ansett refused to comment on the incident.

  • #2
    ummm ok..........
    Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

    "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
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    • #3
      sorry, i know it's lame ..

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      • #4
        uuuuhhh, so whats the joke!!!!!

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        • #5
          i dunno, someone emailed it to me and i was going to see if anyone else thought it was funny ...

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          • #6
            haha nope, not that funny
            Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

            "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
            Muhammad Ali

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            • #7
              Originally posted by CJWolf
              sorry, i know it's lame ..

              well at least you agreed...

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