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See if I can remember this one now...here goes
This guy and his wife are home at there place, and its that tiem of the month for the wife, but she tells her husband that she really wants to 69. The husband is just disgusted, but agrees....so they are upstairs going at it, and all of a sudden the doorbell rings...
the wife says "oh shit, the milk man is here, honey you have to go get the door"
the husband replies "theres no way, look at my face, I cant go down there"
so the wife says.."you have to, just tell the milkman you were eating a jelly sandwich, no big deal"
so the husband agrees, and heads to the door and answers it...he looks at the milkman and says
"hey, sorry about the mess on my face, I was having a jelly sandwich."
so teh milkman replies.."well, thats fine, but can you explain the peanut butter on your forehead?"
haha, its a sick joke, but I laughed my ass off the first time i heard it.
This guy and his wife are home at there place, and its that tiem of the month for the wife, but she tells her husband that she really wants to 69. The husband is just disgusted, but agrees....so they are upstairs going at it, and all of a sudden the doorbell rings...
the wife says "oh shit, the milk man is here, honey you have to go get the door"
the husband replies "theres no way, look at my face, I cant go down there"
so the wife says.."you have to, just tell the milkman you were eating a jelly sandwich, no big deal"
so the husband agrees, and heads to the door and answers it...he looks at the milkman and says
"hey, sorry about the mess on my face, I was having a jelly sandwich."
so teh milkman replies.."well, thats fine, but can you explain the peanut butter on your forehead?"
haha, its a sick joke, but I laughed my ass off the first time i heard it.
how dare you......
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