lovely creature, i talk to her all the time, she's friendly an d all that.
anyway, i chit chatted with her for a few minutes tonight then i made my way to the treadmill, well lo and behold she climbs on the treadmill next to me. no big deal , i say hello again and start my jog. she begins at roughly the same time and she is running faster than me. so not to be outdone or look like a girly man i pick up the pace a little. she kinda smiles and continues on....
about 50 minutes later i realize this is a bad situation ive gotten myself in. im beginning to look for a out. i was thinking about passing out and hoping for mouth to mouth but thier was a hairy dude on the other side of me, and i know my luck.
so at about the hour mark jackie joyner kersey starts humming to herself and isnt even breathing hard. luckily a friend of mine comes in the gym and waves to me, i gave him the head nod and big eyes and he called me over to where he was, pride intact.
i even acted aggrivated because he interrupted me...lol
anyway, i chit chatted with her for a few minutes tonight then i made my way to the treadmill, well lo and behold she climbs on the treadmill next to me. no big deal , i say hello again and start my jog. she begins at roughly the same time and she is running faster than me. so not to be outdone or look like a girly man i pick up the pace a little. she kinda smiles and continues on....
about 50 minutes later i realize this is a bad situation ive gotten myself in. im beginning to look for a out. i was thinking about passing out and hoping for mouth to mouth but thier was a hairy dude on the other side of me, and i know my luck.
so at about the hour mark jackie joyner kersey starts humming to herself and isnt even breathing hard. luckily a friend of mine comes in the gym and waves to me, i gave him the head nod and big eyes and he called me over to where he was, pride intact.
i even acted aggrivated because he interrupted me...lol
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