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-->If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly
seems worth it.)
-->If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now
that's more like it!)
-->The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
-->A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to
be a pig.)
-->A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
-->Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
-->The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
-->The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
-->The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. What could be so
tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
-->Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
-->Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
-->The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
-->Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
-->Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
-->A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was
paid to figure that out?)
-->An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some
people like that.)
-->Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
-->Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a
lot longer.)
-->Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (What about that pig??)
-->If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly
seems worth it.)
-->If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now
that's more like it!)
-->The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
-->A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to
be a pig.)
-->A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
-->Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
-->The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
-->The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
-->The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. What could be so
tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
-->Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
-->Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
-->The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
-->Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
-->Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
-->A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was
paid to figure that out?)
-->An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some
people like that.)
-->Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
-->Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a
lot longer.)
-->Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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