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This really ****ing happened just this morning. Ok, I live in kind of back country. My house is down a private drive to my house which cant even be seen from the street. Surrounded by trees. My land is so private that it is no big deal for me to get up in the morning and go stand on my back porch buck naked. So this morning, I am out back in nothin but a pair of nikes.
My dog starts getting all excited, like we might have a visitor. All of a sudden, I hear the handle to the gate start rattling. I immediately start yelling "Get back! Get back!" I am standing there totally naked, I swear. So I kept yelling get back get the **** back. I go in and throw on a shirt and shorts and ran out there. This mother ****er is in a suite and tie and has a briefcase. His wife is sitting in the mini van, They had to drive down the ****ing private road to get down to my house. I said what do you want? He starts walking toward me, "Sir, we would like to talk to you about the bible" I said "What church are you with?" "Sir, we are jehovah witnesses"..OMG...Let me tell you, I was pissed, but i was very nice and respectful and I could have really gone off on him.I stood there shaking my head at him aND THEN I SAID "DONT YOU EVER COME BACK HERE. Cant you see, i live way back here?????. You coming here was very startling. Please, please just leave." He says have a nice day sir. I said You too. and as i was walking away from their mini van, I turned and facing them both directly, stood there shaking my head at them "shame on you people, shame on you"...\
Im sorry, first of all, I reject all religions who think most people are going to burn in hell forever except them. That shit pisses me off. It is arrogant and extremly judgemental. I now regret that I did not unload on that guy about bringing his shit beliefs and bringing them onto my property, where I live in privacy from brainwashed losers like him!!!!!!!They will come around again. They do it as part of their MAN MADE religion. it brings them closer to heaven by going out and being rude.
My dog starts getting all excited, like we might have a visitor. All of a sudden, I hear the handle to the gate start rattling. I immediately start yelling "Get back! Get back!" I am standing there totally naked, I swear. So I kept yelling get back get the **** back. I go in and throw on a shirt and shorts and ran out there. This mother ****er is in a suite and tie and has a briefcase. His wife is sitting in the mini van, They had to drive down the ****ing private road to get down to my house. I said what do you want? He starts walking toward me, "Sir, we would like to talk to you about the bible" I said "What church are you with?" "Sir, we are jehovah witnesses"..OMG...Let me tell you, I was pissed, but i was very nice and respectful and I could have really gone off on him.I stood there shaking my head at him aND THEN I SAID "DONT YOU EVER COME BACK HERE. Cant you see, i live way back here?????. You coming here was very startling. Please, please just leave." He says have a nice day sir. I said You too. and as i was walking away from their mini van, I turned and facing them both directly, stood there shaking my head at them "shame on you people, shame on you"...\
Im sorry, first of all, I reject all religions who think most people are going to burn in hell forever except them. That shit pisses me off. It is arrogant and extremly judgemental. I now regret that I did not unload on that guy about bringing his shit beliefs and bringing them onto my property, where I live in privacy from brainwashed losers like him!!!!!!!They will come around again. They do it as part of their MAN MADE religion. it brings them closer to heaven by going out and being rude.
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