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A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed.
The sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look
good. But there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted."
Sliding a service pistol across the desk, the sergeant says: "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six
Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the sergeant. "When can you start?"
interviewed.
The sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look
good. But there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted."
Sliding a service pistol across the desk, the sergeant says: "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six
Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the sergeant. "When can you start?"
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