There some idiots out there!

[3Vandoo]

I need to vent, LOL sorry


I am sitting in a hall, and about five meters from me there a lil black dude with the worst gay fag queer voice possible to hear on a man!!!!!!!! He he flirting a girl next to him. And that bastard is trying to impress the poor chick..

imagine a very queer voice with an african accent!!!!!!
So he says, well you know I am in law at Concordia University, and I am working in a law firm and I might be associate after my graduation in November, you know there only one grad and it is in November....


So I hear that and I get pissed, so I went to the guy and I identified myself.


Im like sorry "sir", I am a graduate from Concordia University, and I am please to inform you that THERE IS NO LAW PROGRAMS OR FACULTY AT CONCORDIA, plus to add to your lies, there two GRADUATIONS convocations, june and October. Also if you are really in law, I have to inform you AGAIN that you can't be an associate as you need six months before you are convocate to the BAR, I am please to tell you, you are a pathetic lying piece of shit and you are pathetic, have a nice day.





HIS face, PRICELESS



damn im so proud of myself

[skinnyhb]

haha, awesome.

[Klash]

LMAO - sweet

[x|Fluid|x]

Vandoo's a homophobe!

[the0ne]

damn that's some harsh shit. lol

[CrazyC]

lol, that's some funny shit....

[rado]

lol. funny shit

[##spiderbaby##]

Calling out queer voiced lyers...

Beautiful man, just beautiful.

[jipped genes]

Man that was hard, have you never told a girl a mistruth to hook up? but it is funny as long as it wasn't me you caught lyin. LOL

[gongshow]

hahaha good stuff...

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by x|Fluid|x
Vandoo's a homophobe!

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

one night I was working as a bouncer in a gay rave, aaaaaaaah I counted 154 men that flirted me that night!

When I came back home, I called my gf and I was like hmmm that censored...

[3Vandoo]

yep, dont worry, I caught worst.....


I was a TA for a teacher. The teacher is a captain, and there a tall redhead in his office. He was talking about his military career and him claiming to be in my unit

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

so he trying to impress Melanie, hell I remember her name. He was telling her, well I was jumping out from airplane at 40 000 feet, behind enemy lines, and I was doing reccee, yes it was dangerous but it was my job,,,, with a deep grave voice.

So I turned to him and I said, so who was your commanding officer, tell me the first step to guide in a HALO jump at 40 000feet was it HALO, HAHO.

What the step to follow 2 min before the jump. What the procedure in landing in water.

calling and painting target with airstrike behind ennemy territory.


his answer "hmmmmmmmmm, I dont remember"

im like oh yeah.


Oh btw, you just mentioned your job was to identify target too eh.
Well why you dont recognize an old M60 from a T72, congrat YOU KILLED FRIENDLY

OH before I forget, can I SEE YOUR COIN?

you not in MY UNIT, yes I am
get out of here

he admitted he was just a reservist...



the prof commented that I might went a bit too far, oh well

[CJWolf]

sic em ...

[3Vandoo]

[jackdaddy]

All right dude......take a deep breath and maybe think about cutting back on the Fina!!