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    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

    Wine her,
    Dine her,
    Call her,
    Hug her,
    Hold her,
    Surprise her,
    Compliment her,
    Smile at her,
    Laugh with her,
    Cry with her,
    Cuddle with her,
    Shop with her,
    Give her jewelry,
    Buy her flowers,
    Hold her hand,
    Write love letters to her,
    Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

    Show up naked.
    Bring beer.

  • #2
    i thought it was:

    wine her
    dine her
    69 her ...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by CJWolf
      i thought it was:

      wine her
      dine her
      69 her ...

      oops, I forgot that one....

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      • #4
        agree with everything but bring her jewelry C'mon that d be more like hwo to get played out! jewelry for wifes only may be fiances

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        • #5
          very nice post!!

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          • #6
            haha nice.
            Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

            "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
            Muhammad Ali

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            • #7
              Re: How To Impress......

              Cry with her,
              Cuddle with her,
              Shop with her,
              Give her jewelry,
              Buy her flowers,
              Hold her hand,
              Write love letters to her,
              Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

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              Don't know if they should be on the list

              - unless you want her to think you're a sap.
              :p

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              • #8
                haha good call berzerker
                Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

                "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
                Muhammad Ali

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                • #9
                  Re: Re: How To Impress......

                  Originally posted by Berzerker
                  Cry with her,
                  Cuddle with her,
                  Shop with her,
                  Give her jewelry,
                  Buy her flowers,
                  Hold her hand,
                  Write love letters to her,
                  Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

                  _________________________________________

                  Don't know if they should be on the list

                  - unless you want her to think you're a sap.
                  :p

                  nice one...

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